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Twelve Days of Trying to Christmas Shop

Date Added: October 08, 2009 09:17:31 AM
Author: Michael DeVries
Category: Humor

On the first try at Christmas shopping, my true love said to me, “Let’s go shopping at the mall.”

On the second try at Christmas shopping, my true love said to me, “Still no parking spots; who do you think took them all?” …

On the third try at Christmas shopping, my true love said to me, “We’re out of gas, park on the grass, and not drive around any more.”

On the fourth try at Christmas shopping, my true love said to me, “You go that way and I’ll go this, and we’ll see what we have in store.

On the fifth try at Christmas shopping, my true love said to me, “Good thing you have your cell phone on so I could place this call.”

On the sixth try at Christmas shopping, my true love said to me, “I’ve had enough of this, let’s meet back at the entry door and get out of this mall.”

On the seventh try at Christmas shopping, my true love said to me, “Now what? Our Christmas list just isn’t shrinking.”

On the eighth try at Christmas shopping, my true love said to me, “Please help me make a plan. Tell me what you’re thinking.”

On the ninth try at Christmas shopping, my true love said to me, “Let’s try shopping online and see if we can fill our entire Christmas list.”

On the tenth try at Christmas shopping, my true love said to me, “Let’s do an online search just to find a shopping site we wouldn’t want to miss.”

On the eleventh try at Christmas shopping, my true love said to me, “We found our favorite gifts online!”

On the twelfth try at Christmas shopping, my true love said to me, “Wow! Look at all the things to choose for use within a home; we’ve found a friend; we’re not in this alone.”

With our successful try at Christmas shopping, my true love said to me, “Let’s sit back, relax, and wait for our order to arrive. I think it’s time to celebrate that all our shopping’s done.”

Hello shoppers, we’re having a little fun with the famous Christmas ditty about twelve days of Christmas in hopes of brightening your mood and lifting your spirits for a happy holiday period.

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Give it try!

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